Ok, so I’ve neglected my blogging duties—once more, it’s worth noting. In my defense, however, I’ve had my hands full with something important. That ten-pound sleep sack to the left requires a lot of attention, and despite being so large coming into the world, he’s still not big enough to fit into any of the baby containment devices we have awaiting him. I doubt they’d hold him anyway, especially if he’s hungry.

You need not fear this turning into a baby blog, if that’s what you’re thinking—the money ain’t right, and I can’t be that preachy. On the other hand, if you’re looking for a side-by-side comparison of the dog’s diapers (sadly, yes, he wears them) vs. the boy’s, I can assure you it’s in the works.

However, since we now have two squirming beasts in diapers at this house, I’m actively looking for donations and sponsorships. Seriously, Pampers, I’m looking at you. If you want a cute baby on your packaging—or if you ever wanted to break into the dog/pet market—I’m ready to talk.